Bakit babagsak sa Physics si GMA?
Dahil ang RELATIVITY sa kanya ay ilagay si FG at Mikee sa pwesto.
Why won't GMA make a good chemist?
She does not know any SOLUTION, only a lot of corruption.
Why is GMA pretending to be a geologist?
She is only good at finding FAULTS.
Why will GMA fail in mining engg?
Because she has underMINED the people's trust.
Why will GMA fail in mechanical engineering?
Because we will not allow her to SCREW us forever.
Why will Gloria fail in civil engineering?
Because her heart is really in EVIL engineering.
Bakit hindi pwedeng geodetic engineer si GMA?
Dahil sa umpisa pa lang, mali na ang BEARINGS nya.
Why will GMA fail in electrical engineering?
Because she SHORT CIRCUITS the people's interest.
How does mathematicians see GMA?
1+1+1+1+1+1.... a non-terminating SERIES of corruption and lies.
Why will GMA fail in materials engineering?
Because all the MATERIAL evidence point to her guilt.
Why will GMA fail in chemical engineering?
Because all she knows is CONCOCTING lies.
Why will GMA fail in industrial engineering?
Because all she knows is OPTIMIZING and making SYSTEMIC the corruption.
Why will GMA fail in fine arts?
Because she is a CON ARTIST.
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